Swag

We asked Smith & Bradley to make us some watches. They did a brilliant job. Available is all black or brushed stainless case. ' All of the whit...

Bobafet/SOE beanie PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Red Storm Trooper PVC patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Versace of velcro.    3.5" pvc patch    

Making More Hater One Cock At A Time 3.5" round PVC    

Sebastian "Baby Head" Party cock patch 4" tall x 3.25" wide    

Eric "Smiley" man patch  4" tall x 2.25 wide

Heather says "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" patch.  3.5"    

32 Ounce S.O.E. Logo  sport bottle  

Charlatan Tactical ranger tab 1.5" tall x 3" wide. Velcro backed  

Our very own Tactical Poblo. SOE logo on his beanie and shirts and the box reads American made baddassery.  4" tall x 2.25 wide. Velcro backed.  

Go fart on a dick from fart on dicks nick.Off fellow.  3" wide x 2" tall  

 glow in the dark cock patch   1.25" x 1.25"    

Jesus approves 3.25" tall x 5.00" wide    

Lance's mom says no cussing 3.25" tall x 2.75" wide    

Work Hard, Play Harder  3.5" round  

Pantie dropper woven patch.  3" round  Oh, your wearing SOE? Well, I wont be needing these then.

 This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are regular style t-shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot pink though t...

Shipping ninja woven velcro backed patch.    3" tall x 2" wide   SOE logo over right titty.

Rubber type material with a velcro backing to attach any place you have velcro. With a careful hand and a razor blade you can easily slice the stit...

This Beer Coozie includes padded insulation. PALS on the outside to attach to gear and just look badass covering your beer or soda can. Velcro to a...

For sniveling little bitches with hurt pussies. SOE hurt your feelings? But you a closet fan still? Now you can cry yourself to sleep with your own...

 These are not your normal black combat cocks. These cocks are much larger. The Big Black cocks are a bigger version of our Combat Cocks. The comba...

Keep Calm and Grab Your Cock. Unless you don't have a cock then grab someone else's cock who you like. These t-shirts are mans sizes so If you gal...