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For sniveling little bitches with hurt pussies. SOE hurt your feelings? But you a closet fan still? Now you can cry yourself to sleep with your own...

 These are not your normal black combat cocks. These cocks are much larger. The Big Black cocks are a bigger version of our Combat Cocks. The comba...

Keep Calm and Grab Your Cock. Unless you don't have a cock then grab someone else's cock who you like. These t-shirts are mans sizes so If you gal...

 SOE Combat Cock T-shirt. Where do you stick you cock? 

 This Is My Cock and I Can Stick It Where I Want.   These are Women's size babydoll style shirt. The Cock logo and the front and the back are hot p...

 The sticker on this page are ran in very small number and are a higher quality than the other we offer at a lower price point. They are run in muc...

 We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

 We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

 We make these in 12" x 12", 16" x 16", and 18" x 18". We offer them with the pillow inside or just the cover and you can provide you own pillow in...

 Chest Logo on Front Full Size Logo on Back.  

 A little cock goes a long way on these beanies. Available in black, OD, and Brown. Keep you head warm and the chicks hot.

These warrior size stockings are a huge 18" x 7" and are big enough to hold all that kit that you have been wanting. Leave subtle hints as to want ...

3.5" MITMFUSA (Made In The MotherFucking USA) woven patch. Velcro backed.

Rep OSOE wherever you may roam (and especially at Christmas) with our new 'Made in the motherfucking USA' Santa hat patch with sew on hook velcro b...

Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in Original S.O.E. style with our S.O.E. Combat Cock coffee mug. 

Protect your brain from zombies (and freezing) with our S.O.E. beanie. Featuring the MITMFUSA logo which is tested tried and true to repel all thos...

Drink your caffeinated (or decaf) beverages in Original S.O.E. style with our S.O.E. MITMFUSA logo coffee mug.    MINMFUSA logo on front and back.

Peltor makes a great set of ear protection, but lets face it, that strap gets uncomfortable after a few hours on the range doing drills. That's whe...

The Original S.O.E. Gear Tear-Away Panel effectively multiplies the utility of any pouch or pouches mounted to it. Extremely useful in medical a...

Need we say more? Combat Cock only comes with velcro sides now. Get your combat cock today! Specifications: Genuine 1000 Denier Cordura nylon. Avai...

    Key silencer all come with a grommet to attach key rings with optional HK rings and attachment mount. Specifications: Genuine 1000 Denier Cord...

  Velcro closure to attach to belt or D-ring inside bags or shoulder straps. HK clip on the other end. Available Colors:

24" Key Lanyard with HK Clip. Available Colors:

This Beer Coozie includes padded insulation. PALS on the outside to attach to gear and just look badass covering your beer or soda can. Velcro to a...